ADMIRAL, n. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin.
ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
ALONE, adj. In bad company. (это про меня!).
BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would noe yield to the tongue.
BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
To be continued...