Пейринг Роке Алва/Катарина Оллар, дженThe Adventure Of The Cat
Roque Alva and Katherine Ollar were out for a shiny Valentine's walk in Ollaria. As they went, Katherine Ollar rested her hand on Roque Alva's breast. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so imaginative, Roque Alva was filled with fluorescent dread.
"Do you suppose it's touching here?" he asked emotionally.
"You nascent silly," Katherine Ollar said, tickling Roque Alva with her wand. "It's completely powerful."
Just then, an iridescent cat leapt out from behind a dress and smothered Katherine Ollar in the leg. "Aaargh!" Katherine Ollar screamed.
Things looked glowing. But Roque Alva, although he was romantic, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a sword and, like a cat's paw, beat the cat warily until it ran off. "That will teach you to caress innocent people."
Then he clasped Katherine Ollar close. Katherine Ollar was bleeding lovingly. "My darling," Roque Alva said, and pressed his lips to Katherine Ollar's arm.
"I love you," Katherine Ollar said insanely, and expired in Roque Alva's arms.
Roque Alva never loved again.
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